Archive for May, 2006

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happy fucking mother’s day.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

you know, it would be great if my mother didn’t call me first thing in the morning, the very MINUTE i walk in the door to work.  like, uh, can i get settled in and come to the realization that yes, i am unfortunately at work again?  i mean really.  she didn’t even have anything […]

San Antonio Spurs that I hate:

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

1. Tony Parker. he’s french. the look pasted onto his french-ass face at all times says it all. “i’m tony paaarker, i’m so much BETTAH than EV’ryone…look how smug i can be, it’s because i’m so attractive and talented…AND my hot latina desperate housewife is ALMOST as good as i am!” […]

tales of a 25th-year nothing.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

damn, and i’d been so good about writing lately.  well, what can ya do?
not a whole lot happening these days.  oh wait, i haven’t written about my trip to visit the elementary school yet, have i?
well, it was interesting.  after years of yelling at everyone that i do NOT want to teach music, and please […]

the longest gynecologist appointment ever.

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

no, i’m not pregnant.  =)  at least not as far as i know.  please god.  anyway.
well, i left work at 10:40 yesterday morning and headed downtown for my appointment.  last time i was there, back in december, the place was FULL of pregnant women, and it took absolutely forEVER to get in to the doctor.  […]

luckily, weddings & baby showers do not make me want to get married or have babies.

Monday, May 8th, 2006

i am really slackin on the photo ops here. i have plenty of photos i want to upload, so i will work on getting that done soon. i know you’re thrilled. it’s like the one thing you never knew you always wanted. isn’t it? isn’t it?? eh?? (and lap, i will totally post the shirley […]

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